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WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama’s administration has released details on its proposal for overhauling the U.S. health care system. The plan, which would give nearly 90% of American’s free health care, is centered around reducing the number of Americans via free abortions and free assisted suicides.
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TEHRAN, IRAN - In an effort to improve its image with the rest of the global community, Iran has announced plans to make several modifications to its current government policies.
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SANTA CRUZ, CA – An epidemic is sweeping the nation as the popular website Twitter is being used more and more regularly to post vague and generally uninteresting messages.
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