CHARLOTTESVILLE, OH - Manufacturers are working feverishly on an upgrade to the software installed in the SkyNet Cyborg model XX1331, more commonly referred to as Governor Sarah Palin. The Republican Party is putting pressure on SkyNet to resolve a number of issues as the party is becoming less and less happy with its recent purchase of a Palin.
Republican Party leaders purchased Palin earlier this summer at the behest of Presidential nominee, Senator John McCain.
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WASHINGTON, D.C. - Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke announced last week the government's plan to bailout the struggling Lehman brothers, Jim and Hank, of Baltimore, MD.
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EVANSVILLE, IN - Online friends of Jason Delley notified local police this week after Delley failed to show up for a second consecutive World of Warcraft gaming session. Delley, who was listed as a missing person for over 36 hours, eventually resurfaced and informed his friends and family that he had actually been with his girlfriend.
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