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Boy Scouts Retire Two Difficult Merit Badges
IRVING, TEXAS - The Boy Scouts of America have retired two merit badges the organization has deemed "impossible to obtain." The badges to be removed from availability are the Talking to Girls and Popular merit badges.
"Let's be realistic here," said Boy Scouts of America, Eastern Texas Council Field Director, Wayne Redman. "No one has earned the Popular and Talking ta Girls Merit badges in 50 some-odd years."
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Animal Rights Group Protests Violence in Looney Tunes
Animal Rights Group Protests Violence in Looney Tunes
LOS ANGELES, CA - An animal rights group has begun protesting outside of Warner Brothers Studios demanding the immediate stop of all animal cruelty in its productions, including the popular Looney Tunes cartoons.
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Co-Workers Agree the Guy in Corner Cubicle Is a Total Dick
MANCHESTER, NH - According to employees at Delwitt Chemical, the guy in the corner cubical on the second floor is a total dick.
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