JEFFERSON PARISH, LA – A local filmmaker is growing more frustrated as people continue to ignore his film which he posted on the YouTube over a month ago.
HOLLYWOOD, CA – Vampire Americans, upset with the way vampires have been portrayed in the media, are calling for a boycott of all vampire movies, books and TV shows released now and in the future as well as anything released in the last five years.
CHICAGO, IL – A recent article in The Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) has provided the clearest link between the rise of MRSA infections and the increase in popularity of Justin Bieber.
O. M. G! Can you believe this? It is I, your corpulent collaborator of cool, and I am back with another dishing of gossip and goodness.
LOS ANGELES, CA – A conversation with actor Erik Estrada left local man Michael Weary feeling much less satisfied than expected. The two met while Weary was a contest on a game show in which Estrada was a judge.
LOS ANGELES, CA – It has been so long since I’ve written a column! Hello my lovelies, it is I, your ever vigilant reporter of all things that are good, Beth Sinclair!
DOUGLASVILLE, GA – Atlanta Falcon running back Michael Turner has apologized to his fantasy football coach, Nathaniel Tiggs, for his sub par performance in last week’s game. Turner’s small point total resulted in Tiggs third consecutive loss.
Tiggs and his team, Bitches, Ballers and Bling of the ESPN Fantasy Football League are currently in last place.
LOS ANGELES, CA – As film studios continue the recent trend of remaking classic films, Warner Bros. Pictures announced this week that it will begin production on a remake of the upcoming film “Where the Wild Things Are.”
Although the original film isn’t scheduled for release until next month, Warner Bros. Pictures decided to get a jump on the production of a remake rather than devote resources to developing new story ideas.
SEATTLE, WA – With the enormous success of the video game Rock Band, MTV Games has announced plans to extend the video game line with the addition of at least two news games scheduled to release this yea
LITTLE ROCK, AR – A local father of two, Edgar Glen, has told his family that he doesn’t see what’s so great or funny about The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
- Las Vegas Amends Laws, Attractions to Lure Visitors
- Hollywood Adopts New Affirmative Action rules
- Video Game Convention Offers Vision of Future Game Consoles
- Statue of Liberty's Flame to be Replaced
- Miss Nude World 1971 Comes Out of Retirement
- Naked Devil-girl Sticker Added To Car Window
- Scientists Build Robot That Can Press Elevator Button
- Wynn Adding Giant Masturbation Coliseum to Las Vegas Resort
- Hot Girls to Replace Alter Boys in Catholic Mass
- Long John Silver’s Buys Oil, Fish in Gulf of Mexico
