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CHICAGO, IL - In a three year study that has just concluded, scientists at the University of Chicago have been testing the widely accepted theory that once you go black, you never go back.
"We've all heard it at some point in our lives, that if a Caucasian person, either man or woman, sleeps with an African American, they will never settle for a member of their own race again," said James Graves, head researcher for the study. "Soon, we hope to be able to give the world a definitive answer to this question. We will be able to tell one way or another that black cock, or pussy, has some magical property that makes you need it. Crave it. Until that's all you want."
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KABOL, AFGHANASTAN - Those closest to him are reporting that Al-Qaeda founder Osama bin Laden may be retiring from terrorism at the end of the year. O...
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DES MOINES, IA - During a speech given to local farm workers, Republican Presidential Nominee John McCain laid out his plan for combating rising fuel ...
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